A dog named Love

If you happen to find a dog named Love,
Well, you are in for a ride.
Because this this dog will have the softest fur,
And of course the cutest eyes.

This dog named Love will accept your gifts,
With a bone here and there.
And it will lay down by your side
While you sit in your favorite chair.

This dog named Love will fetch your ball
After it's been hurled.
And it will make you feel as if
It's the greatest dog in the world.

This dog named Love will make you laugh,
And keep you warm at night.
...But remember, Love is a dog,
And sometimes dogs can bite.

This dog named love will want some food,
Then whine nonstop for more.
And just when you thought it couldn't get worse,
It just pooped on your floor.

This dog named Love is a ferocious beast,
And believe me, it can run.
And just because you call it's name
Doesn't mean that it will come...

Love will runaway from the tightest leash
When you take it out for a jog.
And all of this should make you realize
That Love is just a female dog...